This item you see here to the left is a one-of-a-kind silver bullet used by Garmin Man to slay the dreaded Maposaurus.  It derives its power through a polymerized space age alloy of nuvite and...

Aw heck, folks, it's just a thermos.  But it is limited edition, and it does keep your favorite beverage hot or cold fairly well.  And it can be yours if you're the first to send us the lyrics to the music video.  Now get to work.

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[esteban]

THE SILVER BULLET IS MINE!

There’s a man fighting for us
against a mean mapasaurous
and he’s here to save the day
he’ll sink his fingers in
to that paper skin
and rip him a new highway!

Oh yeah

evil mapasaurous prepare to meet your doom
our hero has the power, glove box is your tomb
wears a suit of latex but he’s metal to the bone
serves a knuckle sandwich with a slice of provalone

grab your garmin, take on the world
grab your garmin every boy and girl

GPS power speaks the truth
MP3, traffic alerts, bluetooth!

Lost souls on the highway he’s here to light your path
evil driving demons soon will face his wrath
he talks to satellite gets knowledge from above
helps you find your way when pushing comes to shove

grab your garmin, take on the world
grab your garmin every boy and girl

GPS power speaks the truth
MP3, traffic alerts, bluetooth!

grab your garmin, take on the world
grab your garmin every boy and girl

GPS power saves the day
Grab your garmin, blows maps away!

[jeremy wein]

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do shoot from his breath.he trys the satalight but no links from above helps you find your way when pushin comes to shove.Grab your garmin take on the world. grab your garmin every boy and girl.Gps power speaks the truth. Mp3 traffic alert bluetooth.Grab your garmin take on the world.grab your garmin every boy and girl. GPS power saves the day.Grab your garmin throw those maps away.

I think im off by a word or two but i actually spent an hour and a half on this because i had to do it a second time because i accidently closed the window.I think i just listen to it about a hundred times also.